The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as ‘Euro-English’.

In the first year, ‘s’ will replace the soft ‘c’. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard ‘c’ will be dropped in favour of ‘k’. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome ‘ph’ will be replaced with ‘f’. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent ‘e’ in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing ‘th’ with ‘z’ and ‘w’ with ‘v’.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary ‘o’ kan be dropd from vords kontaining ‘ou’ and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Women’s No.1 seed Maria Sharapova is through to her first Australian Open women’s final after blitzing No.4 seed Kim Clijsters in straight-sets on Rod Laver Arena.

Sharapova had been a semifinalist in Melbourne for the past two years, but finally cleared that hurdle at her third attempt. She ended Clijsters’ Melbourne Park campaign with 6-4/6-2 win.

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These 10 petals of success originated from David Askaripour founder of Mind Petals, in his former office (garage) while thinking about some true paths to success for budding entrepreneurs wanting to make things happen with their lives.

  1. Take risks
  2. Start today, not tomorrow
  3. Listen to yourself first
  4. Never give up…try and try again
  5. Use failure as fuel
  6. Never stop thinking
  7. Create something
  8. Help others succeed
  9. Solve problems
  10. Change the world!

Hard Luck for Brazil, they are already out of World Cup 2006, their final match against France was a total disaster for all their fans including me, we were expecting to watch a game we would never forget, when they will be smashing the french team in revenge for their 1998 loss in Paris, but it did not happen.

See you in South Africa in year 2010!

Welcome to Vienna, where history can be seen, appreciated and experienced while walking in this beautiful city, without forgetting to remember how much technology helped improving our life.

In 2006, Austria will be celebrating Mozart’s memory with his amazing musical artworks, if Mozart have seen this gorgeous lady during his lifetime, he would have composed and added to his library a piece containing some flying notes.

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DOB: November 15, 1969
Astrological Sign: Scorpio
Zodiac Sign: Rooster
Education: B.S. in Business Administration
Languages: English, French, Armenian, Arabic
Family: Nathalie (Wife)
Sarah (Daughter)
Work: Regional Sales Manager
North Africa & East Europe
C-Food International (sal)
Passions: Giving Life To Brands & Products
Youthful Ambition: Being a Helicopter Pilot
Fondest Memory: The day my daughter was born
October 20, 2003
Wish List: Can be found on Amazon.com : click here
Hobbies: Swimming, whenever possible !
Organizations: First Aid Teams @ Lebanese Red Cross
(1987-1997)
Countries Visited: : where my origins are from.
USA (12 states), Canada, Germany, France, Italy, Netherlands, Austria, Greece, Malta, Romania, Bulgaria, Hungary, Kosovo, Cyprus, Vatican City, Turkey, Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia, Egypt, Oman, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, Iraq, United Arab Emirates, Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Malaysia
Countries seen: 32 out of 193 or 16%.
Favorite Book: The Art Of Happinnes – Dalai Lama
Favorite Movie: Forrest Gump
Favorite TV Show: Sex & The City
Favorite Music: Yanni, Kenny G
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Jay Leno, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Robert de Niro
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My Quote: “Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge”
Albert Einstein
Maybe one day: I will take my own brand of “FMCG” global
Interesting things: My Life, based on a true story !
My Life: Is about finding time to dream!